Well his father has banned me from the house, and we aren’t allowed to see or speak to each other. That’s not going to stop us, but it does make things more difficult.


factota:

fuck

(via killthefez)


(via diylobotomy)


I DIDN’T ASK FOR THIS!
Our summoner after accidentally summoning five MORE fire elementals.  (via outofcontextdnd)

seafiish:

CLICK AND DRAG THIS LITERALLY EVERY FRAME IS GOLD

seafiish:

CLICK AND DRAG THIS LITERALLY EVERY FRAME IS GOLD

(via ohgodwhatamidoing)


James, deer boy, may you never have to go stag again.
Sirius Black’s best man speech, probably. (via simplypotterheads)

(via bartyjoonyah)


deebott:


fuck yeah she is

God please let her be a buff powerlifting babe

deebott:

fuck yeah she is

God please let her be a buff powerlifting babe

(via ohmypreciousgirl)


iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

(via apple-who)


tastefullyoffensive:

Creations from French Girls, an iPhone app where people draw portraits based on selfies of others. [via]

Related: Subway Snapchat Art


wrasslers:

do you wanna look like this skeleton

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or THIS skeleton?

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drink a milk kids

(via furiousdee)


xtremecaffeine:

snakesonajames:


Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.
SCIENCE.


…….Close enough

The difference between Science and Engineering.

xtremecaffeine:

snakesonajames:

Because of the weight of the ends of the forks, and how they’re distributed behind the penny (closer to the glass), the center of gravity of the whole system is actually shifted quite significantly. If I’m right, it would actually have to be right where the penny meets the glass. This mean, in a sense, all the “weight” of the system of the forks and penny is resting right on that point, rather than out in the air, so if you balance it, it’ll be stable on the glass.

SCIENCE.

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…….Close enough

The difference between Science and Engineering.

(via propfan)


propfan:

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry


Actually though this a real thing. It’s a defense system, someone got too close to that pot of gold at the end.

propfan:

adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

Actually though this a real thing. It’s a defense system, someone got too close to that pot of gold at the end.


i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

waitinghopingliving:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

jazzytrenchcoatfromhell:

Ash was so underrated why he was perfect

I will sing my praise of Ash until the entire fandom remembers him

I miss that redneck, geeky bastard

this is seriously one of my favorite scenes because its so simple and funny. its just so direct and quick and i love ash

(via obsessedobsesser)


americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

(via with-out-wax)


If you asked your girlfriend, “Do you want a Hawaiian vacation for your birthday?” and she didn’t say anything, would you buy plane tickets? If you asked someone at the grocery store, “I only have one item, do you mind if I check out ahead of you?” and they stared determinedly into space, would you cut in front of them? Why is it that “you didn’t say no” applies only to sex?