unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.

unclefather:

realnerdyboy:

unclefather:

what is he getting out of this

Who says it’s a male doing the asking????

me. because it’s my post.

(via jim-in-london)



bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

(via jim-in-london)


fricklefracklephan:

jowji:

tylephjoser:

my mom thought otp meant “oh, the pain.”

what’s the difference

There is none

(via jim-in-london)


A Deadpool movie in which….

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard”!

(via obsessedobsesser)


catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

(via joshthepinkshirt)


chujo-hime:

winterstar95:

mamalaz:

Gangsta Avengers AU

Wherein the avengers are a secret vigilante group that eventually find each other and go after criminals the hard way.

Some body write this who isn’t me.

*casually slips these in*

(via with-out-wax)




bonez1925:

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

ensign-chevvy:

I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.

“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“
“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“
“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”
“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“
“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”
“No you’re not”
“YOU SHUT UP”

bonez1925:

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

ensign-chevvy:

I’m pretty sure this is the best picture of Daniel Radcliffe ever.

“HOGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS-“

“Dan, we’re not at Hogwarts we’re-“

“WINGARDIUM LEVIOOOOOOOOSA”

“Dan, that’s not a wand, it’s a branch on fi-“

“MY NAME IS HARRY POTTER AND I AM THE BOY WHO LIVED”

“No you’re not”

“YOU SHUT UP”

(via allonsyarielle)


constellationof2:

aflawedfashion:

This is a very sweet and under-appreciated moment — a romantic date for her birthday.   Ice skating and a personalized concert.  Can you imagine The Doctor Ice skating?  And he brought Stevie Wonder out of his own time just to sing for her. No chasing down Sontarans.  No trying to save the universe. No drama.  No tragedy.  Just a cute romantic date with his wife.  

I’ll also point out that River knows who Rory is at this point, even if he doesn’t, and she’s telling him all about her date.

River didn’t grow up with her parents. She didn’t get a Mom or Dad asking her about her day, and she didn’t get to gush to them  about her petty troubles or love life. But she gets this moment. She comes back from a perfect birthday with her husband to find her father waiting. And for once, she gets to tell him all about it.

I like to think of this as River saying “You don’t know who I am, but I want you to know that I’ve turned out fine. I’m in love, and yeah, he’s insane. You know that. But I’m happy. I’m very happy.”

As screwed up as their relative timelines are, as broken up as their family is, River manages to tell her father that she’s okay, more than okay, despite everything.

(via truthcakes)


bumbleshark:

spicyshimmy:

because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye kiss through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!

i’ll have a blue christmas without youuu


dirt1999:

daddys-little-squishy:

dirt1999:

My advice 2 straight girls who think girls are cool and cute and attractive in any way: consider bein bi. Consider………loving girls and that’s it that’s all u gotta do just give it a chance &have a good time

and to straight guys..?????

i dont give advice to straight guys. i avoid speaking to or interacting with straight guys at all, instead i love and respect myself 

(via dandyanders)