You might expect me to put something funny or witty or insightful here, but i've never lived up to expectations.
Ugh. i was doing so well. We’ve reached 3 days till payday, and i’ve been out of food for 2 days already. Anybody want to buy me dinner? hahaha…ha…haha?
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years